Dear Old People At My Church Job,

Hey guys and gals! Sorry, I’ll speak up. HEY GUYS AND GALS!!!

Turned the old hearing aids up? Good.

Ok, I’ve been meaning to tell you this:

Stop trying to be funny.

You’re not.

You’re not funny.

Seriously, you’re not funny.

Seriously.

Not.

Funny.

At all.

I can’t continue to fake laugh anymore. It only encourages you.

So let’s just choose the best option for everyone. Quit it.

You’ve got a lotta moxie,

Artsy