It happens

Sometimes you’re sitting at home cleaning instead of going to a party with all your friends and after a big bowl of pasta you switch on the TV and after flipping through a million channels you end up actually watching and enjoying The Wedding Planner but since you’re a big intellectual snob you try to tell yourself you’re just watching it so that you can make fun of it with your friends later but when Matthew McConaughey rescues J Lo from a dumpster and swoops her up in his arms your heart totally skips a beat and you start to question your purpose in life because now J Lo makes you teary and you might as well just give up and start reading Danielle Steele and watching The Bachelor and doing the Atkins Diet and listening to Josh Groban and wearing sweatpants with “Diva” embroidered on the ass. 

It happens.